Monday, June 1, 2015

Bubble Wrap Day

Baseball teams have traditionally had give-away nights a few times a season. From childhood, we all know of bat day (which, surprisingly, does not seem to cause more trauma than usual: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8135433), and cap day. Over the years they have added BBQ aprons, bobbleheads, gym bags, sunglasses, jerseys, beer cups, pins, and some sorry gift cards.

Toss it all in the dumpster. I want Bubble Wrap DayTM.

Every attendee gets a square yard of bubble wrap. The organist pumps up the music. We all pop it in unison. Or... taunt the opposing pitcher. I challenge anyone to keep their composure with 15,000 people popping bubbles at them.